
Red Peppers are the New Pineapples – Heads Up Montana Singles
Red Peppers are the New Pineapples - Heads Up Montana Singles
There were several discussions about how to approach this subject matter in my head. Ultimately, the 3rd grade boy inside me won out on this one I am afraid.
Now, don't worry, there isn't anything under the "NSFW" range within this article. But, at the same time, I probably wouldn't broach the subject matter with your co-workers, either. HR Departments tend to frown on it, just saying!
Think of It Like a Bat Signal, only in the Grocery Store Aisle
Being a little more shall we say "carefree living" in your relationship status isn't necessarily a "new" thing. But the ways to signal that availability or willingness has over the years. Variations include certain pink birds, and even inverted pineapples are used.
Now there is an all-new way to let someone know that while you are heading down the cat food aisle, frisky isn't just a name for cat food. Grab that cart or basket and head to the vegetables, it's where the fun is happening.

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The "grocery aisle game" first came about in an online forum and has suddenly become a thing in the extra-marital affair and/or dating game according to Fresh Plaza. The way to "play(?)" is pretty basic.
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Once in the veggie section, grab a couple of red bell peppers. Place them in an obvious spot in the cart, stem down. There you have it. You've now unlocked the secret to swinging in the aisles.
See, that wasn't too bad on the 3rd grade humor scale, was it? I'm just glad they chose peppers instead of the banana or even peaches.
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